New Statesman New Statesman is the fantastic new play to hit the West End. Starring the hysterical Rick Mayall as Alan B'stard, this ridiculous comedy looks at the lengths this shadowy charater will go to to get into the 'trillionaires club'. This club consists of 8 members who own most of the world's oil (3 Yanks, 2 Arabs, a Russian and that guy who invented milk cartons!) Alan B'start; the New Labour star, discusses issues of the day - school dinners, the Blairs and most importantly should Beckham be reinstated as Captain.... New Statesman is booking until Saturday 27th January 2007 Theatre: Trafalgar Studios Address: 14 Whitehall, SW1A 2DY Nearest Tube Station: Charing Cross Booking From: Wednesday, 13th December 2006 Matinees: Wednesday and Saturday 2.30pm Evenings: Monday-Saturday 7.30pm